Wednesday, September 29, 2010

"Great question"

You know, a great question, Charles, that wasn't on my list to ask but I'm going to ask you because you seem like a sophisticated guy of many parts. You think business can sit on those billions and trillions of dollars for two more years after they screw Obama this time? Are they going to keep sitting on their money so they don't invest and help the economy for two long years to get Mr. Excitement Mitt Romney elected president? Will they do that to the country?
Wait. I thought evil business owners are all about evil profits and are willing to lie, steal, and cheat anyone anywhere anytime in order to feed their evil greed. Now all of a sudden they are perfectly willing to sit on their evil stacks of money for years and give up their evil profits in order to destroy the very economy that allows them to line their evil pockets? And they'll engage in all this evilosity just to screw Obama and make sure evil Mitt Romney gets elected?

Good to know that's it's Evil Big Business that's behind this all. I was beginning to suspect that it was all Bush's fault.

Yeah, Chris. "Great question."


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